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The days are long, but the years are short.
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Yesterday while at my parents' for our weekly Sunday dinner, we had a humorous situation arise. I was in the house trying to get Mallory to nap, while the big kids were outside playing. Elizabeth came into the room and was spazing out. As I threatened her to get out to keep from disturbing her sister, er, I mean calmly asked what was wrong, she told me, "MOM! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!" I asked what wrong. She relayed the following story:
She saw the puppy rolling around in something and went to investigate. It was a snake. A smallish, dead snake. She screamed and Ross came to the rescue. She told Ross to get a stick and flip it over the fence. He got a stick and picked it up. He flung it as hard as he could over the fence, and it landed IN THE NEIGHBORS WINDOWSILL! Oh my goodness, I laughed when I heard this.
I asked if they got it off, and they replied the couldn't reach it because the window was too high.
I chuckled and said I would take care of it when I finished with Mallory.
About an hour later (after I woke up from my accidental nap), I found Edward outside playing with the kids. I asked him if he heard the funny story, and he had. I asked him if he removed the snake, and he replied, "NO WAY! You know I hate snakes!" So this time it was Mom to the rescue. Just call me Stephanie Erwin.
As we told my dad the story, he said, "You should have left it at the neighbors!" Ross replied, "That's what I wanted to do!" I'm sure the neighbors would have loved opening their window to find a dead snake on the ledge.
Are we the only ones that these wacky things keep happening to?
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Elizabeth has been telling me for a while that she thinks she needs her eyes checked. Being the attentive mother that I am, I just basically brushed her off. She came home from school a few weeks ago and told me how the third grade class had vision screenings. She told me she got to take hers twice and a second school nurse was called in especially for her. Uh-oh. I checked her backpack for a note from our beloved school nurse but didn't find one. I reasoned that if she did indeed need glasses, I would have received a note from school. Two days later I got one in the mail. Oops! She tested at 20/50 in both eyes! Yikes!
Elizabeth was VERY upset that she failed her vision test. Being the bright young lady that she is, she's never failed a test before. We had to repeatedly explain that she couldn't control failing this kind of test.
We made an appointment at the eye doctor. She was nervous for days about having to take that test again. Luckily, her anxiety lessened as she saw all the cute and trendy glasses on the wall. She was thrilled at the prospect of being able to choose her own glasses. We went to America's Best Eyeglasses where she was able to get two pair for only $70! She chose this cute pair and a fun, whimsical purple pair. She loves her new glasses and looks darling in them. I had to laugh because she kept saying, "I can see!" and "The floor looks so close now!"
Right before Ross's diabetes diagnosis, he, too, kept telling me he thought he needed his eyes checked. And again, I just brushed him off. Turns out, that was a symptom of type 1 as well. Hmm. How about that? *Insert nervous laughter* So, if Drew or Mallory ever tell me they need their eyes checked, I guess I should pay attention!
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I've been inspire lately by some of my favorite crafty blogs (Be Different...Act Normal, Make It And Love It, A Soft Place To Land, Crap I've Made, and Mod Podge Rocks just to name a few!). I see the cute things they make or repurpose for next to nothing, and I think, "I can do that!" After 12 years of using some of the same decorations, I think I'm ready for a change.
I love to visit my local thrift shops and usually do so at least once a week. One man's trash is another man's treasure! You never know what you'll find! I found each of these pieces last week. Each one was $.25 to $1.00. All I did was use a little spray paint, and viola! Every thrift store will have some cheesy pumpkins like these at this time of year. They all had these lovely faces, so I spray painted them entirely with the intention of using the solid sides.
L-O-V-E how they turned out! The cream colored paint pulls each mismatched piece together. 100% improvement!
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I love Craigslist. I found this beauty on it for $50! My dear, wonderful, handsome, frugal husband is not quite as fond of our wedding china as I am. I wants to hawk those puppies. Therefore, he has been unwilling to humor me all these years by buying me a beautiful piece of furniture to house and display my beautiful china. So, when I found this treasure on Craigslist with a lovely price tag, I knew the itty bitty amount of money in my ebay account just found a new home in some woman's pocket.
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Check this out! It's hilarious!!!
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On October 10th, our family is heading to Kansas City to walk in the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation's Walk to Cure Diabetes. We have set a goal as a family to raise $1000 to donate to JDRF. To help us get to that goal, I've created a second blog with instructions on how others can help! My new blog is http://www.gatorcrusaders.blogspot.com/. Our team's name comes from Ross's obsession/love of the Florida Gators.
I've also created a video about Ross. Hopefully it will help others get to know him a little better, and therefore donate on his behalf.
Uncle Aaron, you've asked for warnings in the future if a tissue is required. You might want one for this. :)
Turn up the volume and enjoy!
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Mallory is getting to an age where she says some really funny things. And Drew is just a funny kid. He's witty and clever. Here are some of the funny things they've said this week:
Out of the blue while we were swimming, Mallory yelled out, "I LOVE SWIM DIAPERS!" and then she went about her business.
While shopping at the grocery store she said, "Mommy, I love corn and I love you."
Stella, our puppy, was chasing her last night and getting too rough. Mallory yelled, "Aaghhh! She ate me!" when Stella puppy-bit her.
And Stella was getting too rough with Drew the other day. He told her, "Stella, don't charge me for the crime."
And this is the funniest thing he said to me. Several times this weekend he talked about the baby brother or sister of a kid at his Kindergarten. He keeps telling me, "Mom, there is a baby who comes into my school who's face looks just like Michael Jackson's. I'll show the baby to you if I see it." It must have really made an impression on him because he's mentioned it about 5 times over the weekend.
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The three big kids headed back to school on August 13th (happy birthday to me). I was ready for it about two weeks before. The boredom-that-leads-to-constant-fighting was grating on my nerves. Of course the kids weren't as happy about going back. I don't know too many kids that say they are ready. My days are so quiet now! I've forgotten what it's like to entertain just one!
Mr. Drew started Kindergarten. He dreaded it all summer. At least once a day he would ask, "Mom, will you please home school me?" Uh, no. Unless the circumstances are dire, that will not be happening.
Anyway, miraculously, about a week before school began he started saying he was actually looking forward to it! He's had a good attitude these first few days, although he has said a few times that he doesn't want to go. I'm thankful that we got our first choice of teacher, our beloved Mrs. Peppers, and his very best friend is in his class.
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Two days ago, we went to the pool for one last all day swim before school started. I slathered everyone with sunscreen including myself. Later that night I realized the side of my leg was on fire. Sure enough, I missed a big strip down the side of my leg. It looks ridiculous (Don't worry. I've spared you the pictures of my thigh.), but not quite as ridiculous as these guys:
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On Saturday, Edward and I took Ross and Elizabeth on a float trip on the Current River with a group of 33 of our friends from church. We had our canoes reserved for about a month. I wasn't so optimistic when we arrived at the river, and it was seventy-three degrees and raining. Couple that with sixty degree river water, and I knew it would be a cold day. Surprisingly, it didn't turn out too bad. We rowed for about an hour in the rain and fog, but it quickly lifted. It stayed pretty cloudy most of the day and got to a high of seventy-eight degrees. Edward and and I were relieved the sun wasn't just blazing down on us. That part of the trip was pretty enjoyable.
I have really mixed feelings about our trip. While we had a great time with our family and friends, I was shocked and repulsed by the behavior of nearly everyone else on the river. All of the party people who were two sheets to the wind were either oblivious that we had fourteen children (ages 7 - 14) in our group, or they just didn't care. Only once during the day did someone in one of the rowdy groups yell out to another to watch the language. My skin crawled at each vulgar and vile thing I heard. If I heard it, my two kids heard it as well, and that makes me really mad. At the beginning of the trip, the kids would say, "Mom! That person just said a cuss word!" By the end of the trip, they just plugged their ears as they saw groups with alcohol. And not only did we hear awful language, we saw really inappropriate behavior as well. I mean REALLY inappropriate behavior. I was at the front of the canoe so I would just tell the rest of my family, "Don't look to your left."
I cracked up because at one point during the day, we passed an especially obnoxious group, and Ross said, "It smells like Busch Stadium." And it did!
If we try to organize another float trip next year, I don't think I want our family to go. I don't want my kids exposed to that environment, and frankly I don't want to be exposed to that environment. I think I might go again if we went on a weekday. I'm sure there will still be some unsavory characters, but I wouldn't think it would be so bad.
There was one episode that had me laughing hysterically Saturday. To my friends that know about my bad habit of laughing when someone gets a little hurt - it was one of those times. As I said, I was in the front of the canoe. Elizabeth, Ross, and Edward were behind me. We were coming up to a crowded spot in the river, and of course I had a front row view. There were two guys that had tipped that were trying to get their canoe up out of the water. We were headed straight for one guy that had his back to us and his legs spread apart. He was slightly bending over. We were headed straight at him. To me, we were going in slow motion, and there was nothing I could do about it. I felt my giggles coming on as we started to take aim. Sure enough, the pointy nose of our canoe goosed him! And the current made us keep going. He yelled, "Whoop!" and had to stand up on his tip-toes. We literally lifted him up onto the nose of our canoe. By this time I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! I managed to wheeze out a "sorry," but I don't know how sincere he thought I was. He managed to get himself wedged off our canoe and helped push us on our way. I don't know how much of it he remembered the next day, but I have a feeling he might be a little sore on his back side. When we floated far enough away that I didn't worry about him hearing us, I was howling with laughter. I couldn't even catch my breath. I couldn't even paddle. I couldn't even move. When we got further down the river and caught up with my sister's family, they asked what was going on. They said they could hear me laughing way down the river and knew something good was happening. It. Was. FUNNY.
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*Not everyone chooses to wear deodorant. Either that, or it doesn't work for everyone.
*I don't care about how stylish I look in 87 degree weather. I look melty and soaked. So do 3/4 of the people there.
*A two hour thunderstorm clears out an amusement park quite nicely.
*My 30 year-old body just doesn't handle the same rides my 15 year-old body use to be able to handle. The Ninja use to be my favorite. Now it just scrambles my brain. But I'm not willing to throw in the towel yet. I love roller coasters too much.
*My very cautious, never-before-liked-roller-coasters boy, now LIKES roller coasters! It was a very proud day for Mom. He even rode Batman and said he thinks he'd like to try Mr. Freeze the next time we go. That one's pretty intense even for me!
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Last night, Elizabeth, my mom, and I had a fun evening at the Muny. We saw The Music Man, and it was wonderful! It's such a fun show.
Wouldn't you know we were running a little late to head to St. Louis because just before we left, a car exploded just a few houses away from ours! The kids and I sat in our backyard watching the flames and smoke engulf the car, and then we watched the fire trucks pull up and the firemen bashing out the car windows. Now THAT isn't something you see everyday. As far as we could tell, no one was hurt.
So, running late as we usually do, unfortunately, we still needed to eat dinner. We stopped at Cracker Barrell, where they took a little too long to bring out our food. We scarfed the tastiness down quickly. I told my mom and Elizabeth I would go pay then use the restroom so we could get back on the road. You know all Cracker Barrells are basically the same - pay in the general store, and bathrooms are in the back of the general store. I paid the lady, and then I was organizing my cash into the various compartments of my wallet as I entered into the bathroom, head down. I went into the stall, and I continued to organize the contents in my purse as I used the restroom. I could hear people coming in and out. When I was finally finished, I opened the bathroom door to the shock of my life. To what should my wondering eyes should appear but TWO MEN WITH THEIR BACKS TO ME USING URINALS!!!!!!! My first thought was, "There are men in the women's bathroom!" My second thought was, "There aren't urinals in a women's bathroom!!" I then wondered if I should go back in the stall and hide out until the cowboy and the other guy left. I decided I shouldn't because more men might come in. So what did I do? I put my purse up in front of my face and RAN out of there like Forrest Gump! I yelled out, "EXCUSE ME!!!" in about as high a pitched voice as I could muster. I continued speed walking back to my table and tried to tell Elizabeth and Mom what happened but I was laughing so hysterically that I couldn't get it out. I was embarrassing Elizabeth because people were staring at me. I wasn't embarrassed, but I was just laughing so hard that I was hysterical. I finally was able to get the story out, and Elizabeth and Mom began laughing hysterically as well.
I wonder what those two men thought. Did they look under the stall when they first walked in and see pink painted toenails and women's flip-flops? What did they think when nature called and a brown purse with a zebra printed shirt ran out of the bathroom behind them?
Ah, it was priceless. One of the finer moments of my life. I've been laughing all night and all morning.
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My little man is certainly all boy. He's turned from a pretty quiet, laid back kid into an occasional stinker! He has his moments!
Tonight, though, was one of those times that I think he's an angel. After being gone to a photography class with my Mom (thanks, Mom!), I came home to find all the kids had been put to bed. Edward said they were all quiet, but they were probably all still awake. I went into their rooms to tell them goodnight. I found Drew in his closet with his beloved Black and Decker Junior Tool Shop, busy working away on a project. I asked him what he was doing. He replied, "I'm making something so that kids with diabetes won't have it anymore."
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