Monday, July 4, 2011

Family Swimming

Edward's sister's family and his mom and her husband came for a visit this weekend. We headed to the pool for an evening swim.


I was sad I didn't have the camera out, but Papa Otto was doing flips off the diving board!



The kids took advantage of the dads being there. There was a lot of dad wrestling going on.










Mallory and Andrew had just as much fun in the pool as they did making footprints.












Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Twelve









Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Just For Fun

































Thursday, June 23, 2011

6 Months!

How can that possibly be?! Lucy has been with us for half a year. She is such a joy. This has been a busy month for her. She finally rolled over. I think it took so long because she rarely gets put down! She is a laugher. She belly laughs constantly, and it's contagious. She sits up now, and she has two cute little teeth. She is a champ at eating baby food and never misses a chance for a meal. She has enjoyed popsicles on a blanket in the grass the last several evenings.

At today's check-up, Lucy weighed 17 lbs. 15 oz. (75 - 90 percenile) and was 25 1/2 inches long (25 - 50 percentile).





















Tuesday, June 21, 2011

This Week's Crazy Things

*Dancing in the 80's was hard. (Elizabeth, said while playing The Michael Jackson Experience on Wii)

*Did you forget to pay the water bill or somethin'? We always run out of hot water so fast. (Drew, said after being the last kid to bathe one night)


*I've only brushed my teeth twice this week. (Ross, said after coming home from camp)

*It was easy. That's because she doesn't even move. (Drew's friend, said after I told the boys thanks for keeping an eye on Lucy when I stepped out of the room)

*Weird is the new brown. (Drew)

*It looks like a car crashed into my hair. (Elizabeth)

*I want to have a big hoosier wedding! (Drew, said after I told him I absolutely will not tolerate a cake smash at my children's' weddings)

Friday, June 17, 2011

Right, Dear?



Saturday, June 11, 2011

Mouse Hunt

To get ready for a yard sale, I spent every waking hour this week (that I wasn't nursing or fixing meals) down in the basement going through our junk. Unfortunately I discovered evidence that a mouse was residing there. I picked up some mousetraps and prepared them late one night.

Man! Those suckers hurt! I REPEATEDLY snapped my thumbs trying to set the traps. I felt like I was in a Tom and Jerry episode!

I ended up bruising my right thumb...
...and my left.


I'm not the type of woman that flips out when I see mice, snakes, or bugs, but I have to admit I was a little nervous walking downstairs the next morning to see if the traps had been sprung. And one of them was. Ick!


Elizabeth was away at a tennis clinic that morning, but you'd better believe the other kids were right there watching me dispose of the little vermin. When Elizabeth got home I told her about the mouse and asked her if she wanted to see it. She did, but she told me to wait a minute. She ran up to her room for a while. When she finally came downstairs I led her to the garbage can outside and showed her the mouse. She felt sorry for the little critter and then dropped something on top of the mouse.

While in her room she quickly crafted a little tombstone for the mouse that read:


R.I.P.

Fred the Mouse

Born: Sometime

Died: June 9, 2011


Rest in Peace, Little Fred!

A Cracked Windshield And An Interrogation

One evening last week as I drove to Ross's 468th baseball game of the season I heard a mysterious crackling noise that sounded like glass breaking. After a quick scan of the windshield, I found it to be in one piece. I asked, "What was THAT?!" Elizabeth said it was Ross's water bottle, so I figured she was correct. She was not. After the ball game, I got back in the van and saw a four inch crack at the bottom of the windshield. Fantastic.


Luckily I know a pretty great insurance agent who called in a report as soon as we got home. Usually the glass company we use comes down to us from St. Louis. I had to take Ross to his endocrinologist the next day in St. Louis, so I set up an appointment for the crack to be patched while we were in the city. We got out of our endo appointment earlier than usual, so I headed over to the glass company to see if they could get us in earlier. They couldn't. We had to leave and come back two hours later. In those two hours the crack spread. And spread. And spread. Beyond repair. We now had to have the windshield replaced. Since Ross and I were on a tight schedule (because we had to get back for his 469th baseball game) I told the glass company I would need them to come to our house the next day to replace it.


The service technician arrived at our house the next day, and of course the kids wanted to watch.










All started out well enough. Then came lots of questions from Elizabeth (ever the student) to the nice glass man. "Is that black stuff glue?" "Is that a big screw driver?" "Can I have the old windshield?" Wanting to join in on the questioning, Mallory thought of her own questions to ask: "Is that that you're standing in, grass?" followed by, "Do you want to see a dead mouse?" Thankfully this man was a grandpa and simply smiled.



The kids began to grow weary of watching the van get repaired. The girls decided to trade shoes. Mallory tried on Elizabeth's sneakers, and Elizabeth paraded around in Mallory's dress-up shoes. She was looking good.







Next the boys got out the basketball. After narrowly missing the stand that held the new windshield, I thought it best for Mr. Glassman's sanity and mine to send everyone inside.



I'm sure Mr. Glassman appreciated the peace and quiet while working in our van - that is until Mallory got a hold of my keys and hit the Panic button. I'm sure that man nearly soiled himself.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Crazy Things Heard This Week

*My pinkie toe looks like it's pregnant. I'm going to call it Junior. (Elizabeth)


*Ugh. My hands are all soft now. I'm a boy. They're suppose to be rough. (Drew, after being asked to put lotion on Lucy.)

*She's cute and small. Cute is the new small. (Drew)

*Can I pet your baby? (random little girl at ballpark)

*California is a very dangerous place. (Mallory)

*Well at least I didn't hurt this finger. This one is my favorite. (Drew, said {seriously} after smashing his finger.)

*Me: You need to wipe your snotty nose, buddy.
Andrew (2 year-old nephew): No, I lick it.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Crazy Things Heard This Week

*Mommy, I think I'm turning into a vampire because these teeth (canines) keep growing longer. (Mallory)

*Do black people get tans? (Ross)

*I can just see the headlines now: Mormon Boy Goes To Jail For Stealing Water Bottle (Ross, said after nearly forgetting to pay for an item at the store)

*Mallory: Can I call you "Grandma?"
Me: Why?
Mallory: Because you look older than your age.

*It looks like I have a tooth growing in my fingernail. (Mallory, looking at a white spot on her nail.)

Friday, June 3, 2011

Got (Soy) Milk?

My parents and brother, Aaron, just returned from Germany where they attended the wedding of my German sister. Grammy and Grandad spoiled the kids with some souvenirs upon their return. Grandad picked out Big Sister Dora especially for Mallory.

Dora's baby brother and sister didn't come with names, so Drew decided to name them.


Introducing Lactose and Intolerant:

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Why I Shouldn't Sleep In This Summer

When I do, I find scenarios like this:


Sunday, May 29, 2011

3 Thoughts on Sunday

Today at church I noticed a few things.

1. I suppose I need to keep one eye open during all prayers. That's when sneaky naughtiness takes place.

2. Lucy will belly laugh if someone sneezes during a prayer.

3. I'm so thankful our bishop can laugh about armpit toots.

Friday, May 27, 2011

5 Months














Lucy turned five months old this week. As always, she is such a delight. Fat and happy! She is pleasant and just rolls with the punches. She has discovered her meaty little feet. She is trying to sit up on her own, but she still hasn't rolled over. Frankly, I think she hasn't rolled over yet because she is always being held. But it's hardly our faults! We just can't resist cuddling and hugging and smooching her!