*My pinkie toe looks like it's pregnant. I'm going to call it Junior. (Elizabeth)
*Ugh. My hands are all soft now. I'm a boy. They're suppose to be rough. (Drew, after being asked to put lotion on Lucy.)
*She's cute and small. Cute is the new small. (Drew)
*California is a very dangerous place. (Mallory)
*Well at least I didn't hurt this finger. This one is my favorite. (Drew, said {seriously} after smashing his finger.)
*Me: You need to wipe your snotty nose, buddy.
Andrew (2 year-old nephew): No, I lick it.
