*Mommy, I think I'm turning into a vampire because these teeth (canines) keep growing longer. (Mallory)
*Do black people get tans? (Ross)
*I can just see the headlines now: Mormon Boy Goes To Jail For Stealing Water Bottle (Ross, said after nearly forgetting to pay for an item at the store)
*Mallory: Can I call you "Grandma?"
Me: Why?
Mallory: Because you look older than your age.
*It looks like I have a tooth growing in my fingernail. (Mallory, looking at a white spot on her nail.)
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Crazy Things Heard This Week
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