Saturday, February 9, 2013

Crazy Things I've Heard This Week

*Me: Mallory, why is Lucy crying?
Mallory: Because she was climbing up the stairs, and I was dragging her down by one foot, and she forgot it was fun.

*Elizabeth:  No wonder we can't park there. The carts are having a face off!

*Elizabeth was babysitting, and the four year-old leaned over and licked her.
Elizabeth:  Why did you lick me?
K:  Because you smell really good, and I wanted to see if you taste as good as you smell.

*Lucy:  Mommy, watch.  (I looked at the top of the stairs to see her climbing into a child sized shopping cart, getting ready to go for a ride.  I promise she has never seen Jackass!)

*Drew:  Is that a new sweater, Mom?
Me:  Yes.
Drew: Did you get it from Grandma?

*Elizabeth:  (looking over my shoulder as I looked at some photography websites): What is that?
Me:  A baby in a basket.
Elizabeth:  I thought it was salad!