*Do you know your head is looking like a seven? (Mallory, said to Drew after he cut his head)
*(Watching a tv program about parents that don't give their kids consequences)
Me: How do you think those kids will turn out?
Elizabeth: They will probably be stuck up and might turn out in the street. So snobby hobos.
*(Edward and Drew were working on Drew's Cub Scout first aid requirement. It covered bandaging wounds.)
So should I go get a knife? (Drew, completely serious, thinking he needed to create a wound that they could practice bandaging)
*Look, Mom. I'm a thigh dancer. (Drew, showing me his dance moves)
*Please bless us never to have bad hair days for church. (Mallory, said during family prayer last night)
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