Sometimes because I am with my kids 24/7 in the summer, I don't always find humor in the things they say. But there have been some funny things this summer.
*Do you want me to pick out some fancy clothes for you so you and Dad can go smooch? (Drew, said as Edward and I were getting ready to go out for our anniversary)
*(Drew came down the stairs without a shirt)
Me: Drew, why aren't you wearing a shirt?
Drew: (Without missing a beat) Because, I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. (Complete with dance moves)
*(When on vacation in Grand Cayman Island, iguanas and chickens roamed everywhere - similar to squirrels and rabbits here)
Oh, no! That baby chick is going to get separated from it's mom, and then a hobo is going to eat it for lunch! (Elizabeth, said when she saw a line of chicks following their mother, and one was getting left behind)
*Wow, you have high arches. Guys dig chicks with high arches. (Elizabeth, said while looking at my foot)
*(Lucy's debut - upon approaching a cashier at Walmart)
Lucy: Hi, Daddy!
Me: That's not Daddy, Silly Girl!
Lucy: Hi, Elmo!
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