Friday, August 10, 2012

Crazy Things I've Heard This Summer

Sometimes because I am with my kids 24/7 in the summer, I don't always find humor in the things they say.  But there have been some funny things this summer.

*Do you want me to pick out some fancy clothes for you so you and Dad can go smooch?  (Drew, said as Edward and I were getting ready to go out for our anniversary)

*(Drew came down the stairs without a shirt)
Me:  Drew, why aren't you wearing a shirt?
Drew:  (Without missing a beat) Because, I'm too sexy for my shirt.  Too sexy for my shirt.  Too sexy for my shirt.  (Complete with dance moves)

*(When on vacation in Grand Cayman Island, iguanas and chickens roamed everywhere - similar to squirrels and rabbits here)
Oh, no!  That baby chick is going to get separated from it's mom, and then a hobo is going to eat it for lunch!  (Elizabeth, said when she saw a line of chicks following their mother, and one was getting left behind)

*Wow, you have high arches.  Guys dig chicks with high arches.  (Elizabeth, said while looking at my foot)

*(Lucy's debut - upon approaching a cashier at Walmart)
Lucy:  Hi, Daddy!
Me:  That's not Daddy, Silly Girl!
Lucy:  Hi, Elmo!