Monday, April 23, 2012

Crazy Things I've Heard (From Mallory) This Morning

*Mom, your hair kind of looks like a monkey head in the back. No offense. (Said while watching me fix my hair.)

*How can I make my chin longer?

*Toots sound like cannons.

*Mom! You know I don't like bread with skin on it!". (Said after I tried to sneak the bread heel as her toast)

*Mallory: What are the three colors of mold?
Me: Um. How about black, brown, and green.
Mallory: Then how can you tell if broccoli has mold if it's green?