Monday, April 16, 2012

*Mom, I want a rainbow mullet. (Mallory, yet again completely serious)

*This face cleaner smells like Cici's Pizza. (Elizabeth)

*Mom, how do you know if someone is dead or asleep? And how do you know if someone is asleep or fainting? (Mallory)

*As if it wasn't enough that I share a birthday with Justin Bieber and Adele's cat?! (Random boy, said upon learning he and Elizabeth have the same birthday)

*Sometime I want to ask Grammy if she knows any midgets. (Mallory, said out of the blue while playing alone