Saturday, February 25, 2012

Crazy Things I've Heard This Week

*She sings like a midget. (Drew)

*You taste like mud, Lucy. (Drew)

*Me: You're not trying to trap her (Lucy) in there, are you?
Drew (Being a pest): No. I'm her bodyguard. I'm doing this for her own good.

*Me: Heehee. That's a funny sign. (While on a walk in the neighborhood, someone had a sign in his yard that read, "Please don't let your dog wee wee in the plants. It kills them.")
Drew: (Pretending to unbutton his pants) It doesn't say anything about your children.

*The chicken at my school is sick! It's made out of pigeon! (Elizabeth - completely serious)

*So The Beatles were more famous than I'm With The Band? (Mallory)