Crazy Things I've Heard (From Mallory) This Week

*I wish Daddy had a beard that looked like this leaf.  (Mallory)

*Edward:  Mallory, what is one of the 10 Commandments?
Mallory:  Always brush your teeth?

*I look evil.  (Mallory, wearing a shirt with a collar that was sticking up)

*This stain on my shirt looks pretty, doesn't it Mommy?  (Mallory)