*I wish Daddy had a beard that looked like this leaf. (Mallory)
*Edward: Mallory, what is one of the 10 Commandments?
Mallory: Always brush your teeth?
*I look evil. (Mallory, wearing a shirt with a collar that was sticking up)
*This stain on my shirt looks pretty, doesn't it Mommy? (Mallory)
I've Got an Itchy Trigger Finger. No, Really!
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