Friday, October 21, 2011

Crazy Things I Heard This Week

*I'm a vampire, and toilet paper is unbreakable to vampires.  (Mallory)

*These shoes look like potatoes.  (Elizabeth)

*I think there's a toenail in my eyeball!  (Mallory, crying because her eye hurt)

*I'm going to be the first pianist to play with his chin!  (Ross, after getting in trouble for jacking around during piano practice)

*Mom, that would be offensive to hobos.  (Elizabeth)