Crazy Things I Heard This Week

*I'm 60 years old.  They say I have dementia, but I don't think I'm demented.  (Random woman that struck up a conversation with me at a thrift store)

*Mexicans make good hamburgers.  (Elizabeth - eating at a Mexican restaurant)

*This candle doesn't taste good.  (Mallory)

*Elizabeth (talking a little baseball thanks to the excitement of the Cards making it to the playoffs):  They could put Pujols in Yadier's position
Me:  Pujols as the catcher?!?!
Elizabeth:  If it's the Lord's will.