Crazy Things I Heard This Week

*This feels like your stomach after Lucy was born.  (Drew, said while kneading dough with me)

*Mom, that's so weird I don't even know what it means!  (Elizabeth, unappreciative of my humor)

*I can't fit my big toe in my nose.  (Mallory)

*Hey!  Did you know I can crack an egg with one hand?!  I would make a good amputee!  (Elizabeth)

*Mom, I want to call sleep "shut-off," okay?  (Mallory)

*Mallory:  Does Lucy have a brain?
Me:  Yes.
Mallory:  Well she doesn't know a lot of stuff.  She's not very smart.