Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Crazy Things Heard I've This Week

*Yep, it's definitely a blowout. The poop is stacked twice as high as the diaper. (Drew)

*Mommy, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Can I please have something to drink to wash it down? (Mallory)

*Is there such a thing as hand jam or finger jam? Like would I get it after I massaged a foot? (Mallory - seriously pondering the equivalent of toe jam)

*{Coming down the stairs rubbing his chin} "Ugh. I hardly got any sleep last night. I feel like I have whiskers this morning." (Drew)

*I hate how sneezes taste. (Mary Catherine - my niece)

*Mallory: Mommy, speed! Speed! Speed!
Me: I can't. There is a police officer right there, and I would get a ticket.
Mallory: I would kind of like to see you take that ticket.