More Crazy Things I've Heard...

*Lizzy, can you feed me grapes like a princess? (Mallory)

*Mom! A Jesus clock! Can I please get it for my birthday?! Then I can see Him all the time! (Mallory)

*When I grow up, I'm going to be a cop so I can pull people over and say, "April Fool's!" (Ross)

*Mallory: Do you know what I want to be when I grow up?

Me: I don't know.

Mallory: A big giant meerkat. Do you know who I will marry?

Me: Um... Barney.

Mallory: No, Silly! Another meerkat.

*Doesn't my mouth sound like I have sand in it? (Mallory)

*My heart just breaks for hobos. Whenever I see them I feel guilty because I have a lot of things, and all they have is a box to live in. (Elizabeth)

*You can corndog your friends, but you can't corndog your family. (Edward)

Alien Encounters

While travelling one day last week, Mallory and I had this conversation:

Mallory: Do we have to be nice to mean aliens?

Me: Well, no.

Mallory: They were wrong then in Primary (children's Sunday school at our church). They said we had to be nice to everyone.

Well, Mallory... you have my permission to not befriend aliens. :)

This Week's Crazy Things...

*Can I do my hair in corn rows some time? (Mallory)

*I don't like it when you sing low. It sounds like you're a woman pretending to be a man. (Elizabeth)

*But, Mom. If I just itch my nose, boogers will come out. (Mallory)

*I counted 89 dead-fish trees (blooming Bradford Pears) on my way to PAGES today. (Elizabeth)

*-Are you losing your voice, Mom? (Ross)

-Sounds like it. (Me)

-But if you lose your voice than you die! (Mallory)